So what do I do with this baby raccoon?

[Gingerbeard Man]

Maybe it's a sign that you should raise this one

Not sure if I’d even know where to begin. Grandpa had a knack for raising the little ones. He had a hatchling African Grey and raised a damn Magpie that fell out of a nest at the same time. Eventually the Magpie returned to the great outdoors but would return with gifts left on the back porch.

 

[Kahrnut]

 

[Gingerbeard Man]

All I know is in the morning you’ll want to get it it’s own cup of coffee and some cereal. For lunch, some leftover meatloaf and dinner, some good homemade spaghetti sauce and rigatoni. Pretty sure it will end up the same as Grandpa’s Bandit.

 

[pipewrench]

It’s a wild animal, leave it where you found it.

 

[Nonliberal]

All I know is in the morning you’ll want to get it it’s own cup of coffee and some cereal. For lunch, some leftover meatloaf and dinner, some good homemade spaghetti sauce and some rigatoni. Pretty sure it will end up the same as Grandpa’s Bandit.

Naw man, I'll get it out of the woods and find it a proper caregiver. I'm a softee but I dont get attached to animals often. We have plenty of animals just none that I know are going to outlive me.

 

[Nonliberal]

It’s a wild animal, leave it where you found it.

Were past that as an option

 

[pipewrench]

Such a dilemma.

 

[palmettomoon]

I agree with you 100% my 8 year old and 14 year old girls disagree with you whole heartedly

Well, you didn't actually say that the folks who run the house were aware of the coon baby's existence. Now you you're cooked. Welcome to the family little bandit.

 

[mfoster]

Warning——once you got wife,and kids involved you are screwed.good luck raising it.

 

[Nonliberal]

Warning——once you got wife,and kids involved you are screwed.good luck raising it.

They're all about saving it but nobody here is convinced were raising it.