I live in a van down by the river...
HA-HA That is my favorite SNL- Chris Farley Skitt...

Me- Water Quality Management / Water Laboratory Management... Going on 20 years
IT- on the side 10 years.
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I live in a van down by the river...

I'm more like a shipping & receiving clerk with a uniform and a badge that doesn't mean anything.I'm a broke ass Farmer, raising peanuts, corn, cotton, livestock, timber, but lately I've been looking for my share of the "stimulus money" that everyone except me got. Let me know if ya'll got my check by mistake, I'll come pick it up !
You ever try selling hunts on some of that land you got? I love hunting on a bean field