Some bad jokes ;)

[wozeyjales]

Q. What do you call a cheap 2 door subcompact from Yugoslavia?
A. Yugo
Q. What do you call the 4 door model?
A. Wego
Q. What do you call the new fuel injected turbo model?
A. Nogo

 

[Deleted member 93988]

What do you call a cheap circumcision? ( a rip off)

How do you tell if a blind man walked onto a nude beach? (It’s really not that hard)

Why is a woman’s favorite position doggy style? ( they can’t stand to see a man happy)

 

[Deleted member 93988]

What blows light bulbs? ( a queer electron)

 

[fattboyzz]

1. Why didn’t the skeleton get a prom date?
He didn’t have the guts to ask anyone.

 

[fattboyzz]

Why do the seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.

 

[fattboyzz]

I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife, when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden…

 

[fattboyzz]

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane

 

[fattboyzz]

Son: How do stars die?
Dad: An overdose, usually

 

[fattboyzz]

Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.

 

[fattboyzz]

Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You’ll get jurasskicked!