I enhanced it for ya, might as well get a dig in on
any state of your choice while have the chance.
any state of your choice while have the chance.
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Some bad jokes ;)
- Thread starter fattboyzz
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What is the Chinese word for constipation?
Hung Chow
Hung Chow
I knew a woman that was so fat, that when she fell down the stairs she broke all four hips.
That's two words
When you've seen a pig in a thong, you've seen it all....AND IT AIN'T PRETTY!!!
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his captive in the jungle?
Haha I spelled it Murican!
There is this demon racing around Hell in a souped up raggedy-a** pinto,
when he crashes into & busting a large hole in a wall.
Weirdly enough on the other side of that wall is Heaven and who should be
standing near the other side of the hole but God himself.
God and Satan end up arguing about who is going to fix the hole in the wall.
Satan says that it's not his problem.
God then says that he will sue for the repairs/damages to Heaven's side.
Satan with a hearty laugh says "Where are you going to find a lawyer?"
when he crashes into & busting a large hole in a wall.
Weirdly enough on the other side of that wall is Heaven and who should be
standing near the other side of the hole but God himself.
God and Satan end up arguing about who is going to fix the hole in the wall.
Satan says that it's not his problem.
God then says that he will sue for the repairs/damages to Heaven's side.
Satan with a hearty laugh says "Where are you going to find a lawyer?"
