Some bad jokes ;)

[Dave550]

Did you hear the one about the wall?

I can’t get over it! 🤣🤣

 

[Dice]

So this baby seal walks into a club...

thats wrong in so many ways........funny! but just wrong.

 

[Dice]

That ain’t right it’s funny but it ain’t right

must have been a trip to Thailand..............or a democrat convention.

 

[aFarewellToKings]

thats wrong in so many ways........funny! but just wrong.

So, I guess this is wrong too?

 

[aFarewellToKings]

My friend Jack says he can converse with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk.

 

[Droz76]

My friend Jack says he can converse with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk.

Wait for it 3, 2, 1.......

 

[KSouth]

What’s the hardest thing about ****ing a vegetable?
Putting their ass back in the wheel chair.

 

[41mag]

What’s the hardest thing about ****ing a vegetable?
Putting their ass back in the wheel chair.

Ha! I always heard it as “What was the worst thing about eating a vegetable?”

 

[Droz76]

Bad jokes..? There's been some good ones posted.
How about a "sick" joke..?
Don't shoot the messenger....

I warned you it was a "sick" joke....didn't I..?

 

[greg vess]

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $3 a pound deer nuts are just under a buck. Yak, yak,yak!