Stoned/Drunk Thoughts

[Tony2X]

Why is it called pork butt when it's a shoulder cut?

Aint nowhere near the dam butt.

 

[Tony2X]

Educate us rednecks.

 

[Blue bio balls]

You said "butt"......hehe

 

[BIKER13]

 

[Tony2X]

Why can't they put alternators on electric cars?

 

[Blue bio balls]

Why can't they put alternators on electric cars?

Pm sent on the "good"

 

[Tony2X]

Pm sent on the "good"

This is why I love weed....it jus automatically makes me think of shii like this.

 

[Tony2X]

People from the UK call a car hood a bonnet and the trunk a boot....LOL

Who's right? Did they invent a car before us?

 

[Torn]

Why do you Drive on a Parkway and Park on a Driveway? Hit it once for me!

 

[Grub Master]

We drive on a parkway but park on a driveway.

Why do we call a wrecker when we have already had a wreck?