Stoned/Drunk Thoughts

[Hayata]

 

[H2O MAN]

 

[Edog537]

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The horror of silver scopes and rings. Much less the penguin mix n match look.
🤮

 

[ole ed]

You can lead a horse to water, but that don't make it right.

You can lead a horse to water but, you can't make him drink... But, you can hold the son's head under until he comes around to your way of thinking.

 

[ole ed]

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll leave you alone.

 

[furious]

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll leave you alone.

I heard that as
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

 

[golfer]

Why do women wear a see thru bra when at the point he’s seen the bra he’s going to see what’s underneath with the unhooking of a clasp????

 

[eyemikeb]

Why is it called taking a pee when you’re actually leaving one?

 

[Gunanddoglover]

 

[ole ed]

If they don't want wrestlers to hit each other with chairs why do they store them under the mat?