What the hell....I'm too old to really give a **** anyway, might as well just tell it.
Let me start by saying I was born in the early 60's & started hunting when I was 13, so when I got to be about 18 or so, it was the late 70's, early 80's.. I, like some of you on here, even though you might not tell nobody, got my first taste of the wacky tabacky, and I liked it...a lot. Keep in mind this was a looong time ago!
Anyway, went to my hunting land one morning and decided to "partake" of said tabacky before walking to my "stand" which was nothing more than a 2 X 6 plank long enough to nail between 2 pine limbs about 12 to 15 feet up a tree. So I'm sittin on that plank and just listening to all the sounds of the woods waking up and I evidently "zoned" out for a undetermined amount of time. All of a sudden I hear rustling in the thicket somewhere close! I ease my head up and slowly look around trying to figure out where it came from and hoping it was a buck. Well not seeing anything I decided I'd stretch a little. I went to get my Winchester 30-30 which had been laying across my lap all morning.......It wasn't there! I thought, where the hell is my gun!
Then I looked down between my legs at the pine straw below me and there it was!
It had slid off my legs while I was in a zone.....the end.
PS......DON'T DO THIS IT'S DANGEROUS
Let me start by saying I was born in the early 60's & started hunting when I was 13, so when I got to be about 18 or so, it was the late 70's, early 80's.. I, like some of you on here, even though you might not tell nobody, got my first taste of the wacky tabacky, and I liked it...a lot. Keep in mind this was a looong time ago!
Anyway, went to my hunting land one morning and decided to "partake" of said tabacky before walking to my "stand" which was nothing more than a 2 X 6 plank long enough to nail between 2 pine limbs about 12 to 15 feet up a tree. So I'm sittin on that plank and just listening to all the sounds of the woods waking up and I evidently "zoned" out for a undetermined amount of time. All of a sudden I hear rustling in the thicket somewhere close! I ease my head up and slowly look around trying to figure out where it came from and hoping it was a buck. Well not seeing anything I decided I'd stretch a little. I went to get my Winchester 30-30 which had been laying across my lap all morning.......It wasn't there! I thought, where the hell is my gun!
Then I looked down between my legs at the pine straw below me and there it was!
It had slid off my legs while I was in a zone.....the end.
PS......DON'T DO THIS IT'S DANGEROUS