Stupid Legal Question

[CardsFan]

If I pour Morton's on an EverReady, could I be arrested for A Salt on Battery?

 

[palmettomoon]

Nope but you WILL be arrested for telling bad Dad jokes.

 

[Ixraypeople]

C'mon you can do better than that!

 

[CardsFan]

I spent days (actually seconds) developing that joke.

No Ixraypeople, no I can't.

 

[Hayata]

I dunno - but I can tell you ODT is the BEST place for legal advice!!!

 

[THREEJAYS]

Probably

 

[41mag]

If I pour Morton's on an EverReady, could I be arrested for A Salt on Battery?

Maybe if it sticks ….. otherwise if it all falls off it would just be “Salt & Battery” (need to figure out how to get the “A” in there somewhere ).

 

[basstracker89]

LOL, better keep your day job.....

 

[CTS Tactical]

Nothing would surprise me these days.