So the Other night at work I twisted my ankle. After going to the orthopedic doc I found out that I tore the ligament that holds my leg and foot together and am stuck in a cast for the next month. So I have designed the next evolution in tactical equipment. I introduce you all to the tactical cast.
Notice the tactical black reinforced fiberglass armor, the tactical calf mounted holster, the tactical knife, now this is good for absolutely nothing and i can hardley walk, but I'm convinced if I say tactical enough in the description I can sell thousands to morons all over the interwebz.
Notice the tactical black reinforced fiberglass armor, the tactical calf mounted holster, the tactical knife, now this is good for absolutely nothing and i can hardley walk, but I'm convinced if I say tactical enough in the description I can sell thousands to morons all over the interwebz.

