Thank god for road construction on 285/400

[BDR1]

The 1st sign of gettin old...shiiitin yourself...LOL

Yeah I hate it too.. cut my drawers off tossed in trash and washed my legs off and went back to work..lol

 

[BLIP]

About 2pm at work my stomach started feeling weird, 3pm I’am squirting brown Mississippi mud water out both ends. After awhile my digestive system decided to take a break, I thought I better go home before traffic got bad. Well my digestive system was playing tricks on me, driving down 400 south it hit, I had a choice, Poop my pants or if I could find a port a potty in all the road construction going on fast. I found one! Did a dukes of hazard 180 in 50mph traffic, and pulled right up in amongst the Mexicans working pouring concrete. They all looked at me like I was crazy, I jumped out and into the port a potty with .025 seconds to spare. 15 minutes later I came out and gave the Mexicans the thumps up and went home. I am so thankful they are taking their sweet time fixing 285/400!

So...
Did you have single ply?

 

[User170512]

#slammergency

 

[above_all]

This is my life. I/we have to plan eating out around the availability of what my wife calls my "PPP".

Preferred Pooping Place; which is my house. I s#/t you not.

 

[KrisD]

Yup I have IBS and Eat all the foods that trigger it. I keep extra clothes now and a **** bag just incase.

 

[WallsGa]

I had to do that at work one day.. was nothing but a fart till it wasn’t a fart

I hope you did that while Pile Driving Dino Bravo.

 

[Farmer 2]

Reminds me of a story I read about a boy in school his teacher ask him to make sentence using the word evidently. He thought a moment then farted then asked the teacher if a fart was long and brown when she said no he said well evidently I just pooped

 

[basstracker89]

All I can say is it's better to laugh than to cry.....

 

[BHPSteel]

 

[THREEJAYS]

Sounds like the start to a novel lol