The Bad Advice Thread.

[vette2porsche]

Shop-vac

What if my penis is stuck in the shop-vac?

 

[TxBoyX2]

I am definitely in the running for terrible advice. Heres my first unsolicited shot, don't change that dunce hat not only is it edgy and breathes sophistication it also provides natural convection cooling for the brain.

lol, I was bored. But, I do need a new avi, I'm just lazy.

 

[AirOpsMgr]

What if my penis is stuck in the shop-vac?

Have your boy-friend hit the off switch

 

[woodstock]

I have a loaded muzzle loader - how do I get the load out?

you needto apply freezing temps to the ball and heat the barrell until its red hot but not quite liquid. The ball will shrink and the barrell will expand and thus free to roll out.

 

[TxBoyX2]

What if my penis is stuck in the shop-vac?

Just wait, it'll let go.

 

[vette2porsche]

Have your boy-friend hit the off switch

We broke up. He was jealous of the shop-vac.

 

[TxBoyX2]

We broke up. He was jealous of the shop-vac.

Marry the Vac then.

 

[AirOpsMgr]

We broke up. He was jealous of the shop-vac.

You'll have that

 

[DinkyDau]

When the fire goes out!! where does it go?? DD

 

[Bucket99]

Just wait, it'll let go.

Takes about a minute.