Look at the boomers with their 45 AARP guns. Point and laugh at them. Insert modern bullet technology here.
Be me, two months ago
Hear that Federal 9mm 147gr HST is where it's at
Looking up how well they expand in ballistics gel
0.6"
nice
Recommended video on the side shows 230 grains of AARP Federal HST
Wonders how big a hole that pokes
Click on video and fast forwards
0.9"
0.9"
0.9"
Woah.
Knows that area of circle is radius squared times pi
Math
Twice as big
Twice as big
Twice as big
Pulls out live 45 AARP round I had found one day at an outdoor shooting range
Compares to live 9mm round I bought
Biggur
Stops and thinks.
Place shot correctly, doesn't matter. 22lr? 9mm? AARP? Doesn't matter.
Hit shot, but not place correctly, doesn't matter. 22lr? 9mm? AARP? Doesn't matter.
Same performance then, right?
Twice as big.
Stop and think more
Epiphany
Twice as big, twice as likely to place shot correctly
It explains everything.
Shot placement what truly matters? True.
45 AARP better than 9mm loser? Also true.
If shot placement is what matters then therefore the size of the hole being poked matters
A sinking feeling of doom creeps into my very soul
The boomers were right...
Oh no...
Needless to say, I'm now in the process of replacing my 9mm "gun" with a pistol chambered for 45 AARP. I ended up buying an HK USP and the recoil is fine even on my noodle-millenial wrists.
Be me, two months ago
Hear that Federal 9mm 147gr HST is where it's at
Looking up how well they expand in ballistics gel
0.6"
nice
Recommended video on the side shows 230 grains of AARP Federal HST
Wonders how big a hole that pokes
Click on video and fast forwards
0.9"
0.9"
0.9"
Woah.
Knows that area of circle is radius squared times pi
Math
Twice as big
Twice as big
Twice as big
Pulls out live 45 AARP round I had found one day at an outdoor shooting range
Compares to live 9mm round I bought
Biggur
Stops and thinks.
Place shot correctly, doesn't matter. 22lr? 9mm? AARP? Doesn't matter.
Hit shot, but not place correctly, doesn't matter. 22lr? 9mm? AARP? Doesn't matter.
Same performance then, right?
Twice as big.
Stop and think more
Epiphany
Twice as big, twice as likely to place shot correctly
It explains everything.
Shot placement what truly matters? True.
45 AARP better than 9mm loser? Also true.
If shot placement is what matters then therefore the size of the hole being poked matters
A sinking feeling of doom creeps into my very soul
The boomers were right...
Oh no...
Needless to say, I'm now in the process of replacing my 9mm "gun" with a pistol chambered for 45 AARP. I ended up buying an HK USP and the recoil is fine even on my noodle-millenial wrists.