I was a happy guy. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. So we decided to get married. There was only one little problem. It was her beautiful little sister, Sofia. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore skin tight mini-skirts, spike heels and always braless. She would regularly wink at me, touch or rub against me when she was near. It had to be deliberate, I just know. She never did it around anyone else.
One day she called and asked me to come over. 'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered that she had feelings and desires for me. She couldn't overcome them anymore, told me she wanted me just once before I got married. She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said, "if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment. Yeah I'd been around. I knew chippies like her! I turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me. He said, 'Paulie, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
One day she called and asked me to come over. 'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered that she had feelings and desires for me. She couldn't overcome them anymore, told me she wanted me just once before I got married. She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said, "if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment. Yeah I'd been around. I knew chippies like her! I turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me. He said, 'Paulie, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
