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The Mother-In-Law Long read, get a drink...for me.

Start crapping with the door open. Put some of that mayo on 4 or 5 hand towels and drop them by their bed, kitchen table or bathroom floor with your underwear and porn mags. Start setting their toothbrushes on the toilet bowl or you could ask her to help you with your manscaping.


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Ha ha ha ha this thread delivers on the chuckles

But seriously though if you’re already this upset about it it’s time to have a sit down and discuss boundaries


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From the little experience I have with live-in relatives, you got to set limits for them to stay BEFORE they ever show up. If someone asks for us to board their dog or cat, assuming I don't say no right off the bat, I'd say, "Well, we can only do it for a week and after that you will have to get it or we turn it loose and the neighbor's pack of dogs will tear it to shreds." I am pretty quick to say NO before they even finish with their spiel asking for help.

Had someone move in "just for a short time" and they had loooong hair and decided a great time to spend 45 minutes with a noisy blow drier was right after I got to sleep! I was working a lot of hours and needed every precious minute of sleep I could. Took only a few sessions of "turn that @#$%! thing off and get out of my bathroom" before they moved somewhere else. I could get along good with them for a couple of hours ... at someone else's house.

Big sympathies to the OP and anybody else putting up with obnoxious house guests! A guy from work is trying to get rid of two such folks for the past three years and it is really dragging him down.
 
I remember when my wife and I got married my Mom suggesting she buy a house and we could all live together. I realized there aint a house big enough for me and my wife and mom. That would be too many women in the house and a lose lose situation. Later I moved my dad who was an alcoholic to Americus to be closer to us. After jumping at his every whim I realized the wedge he was driving between me and my family. My responsibility is my wife and two kids. They should not suffer due to his bad decisions in life. That said I made them a priority. I would suggest your inlaws find a pay by the month RV lot and get comfy. Anyone who would sell a house with out a plan is probably not someone who will make a good neighbor. Their piss poor planning and financial decisions are not your problem.
 
It's the little things she is doing, which maybe unintentional..maybe not. Like repalcing my half eaten jar of apricot jelly with damn generic Aldi brand crap. filling the refrigrator and cabinent with jars of F#$&ing mayonaise. I hate mayonaise worse then democrats..thank god they are not democrats.
Time to get behind on your laundry and start walking around in your tighty whities. Or maybe do a late night dash to the fridge for snacks while they are watching the TV?
 
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