The Official dumb things you've seen in listings thread

[Radar363]

I think our local flipper got a raise cause he’s been on a ball! Now he’s got an above retail handgun posted up, but if you want to trade with him you need to have something $100 over the already inflated value! There must be plenty FELONS out there if he can sustain his business this long.

Fixed...

 

[Radar363]

Free weight exercise equipment...
yes some members need it but you would have better luck selling gold Cadillac bowling ball bags, PVC pipes, and candles shaped like wolves...

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Asking 17% more than ad from a dealer on this site (on front page). Multiple examples fer sail.

 

[Kahrnut]

Ruger SR40 for $375(1 mag), new is $270(2mags)

 

[palmettomoon]

Ruger SR40 for $375(1 mag), new is $270(2mags)

Criminimals cain't buy new, don't you know nuthin?

 

[Kahrnut]

raffle fer sail, not included are these 7 items pictured on the gun: blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, & blah.

 

[jaf1]

12 negs.

 

[Kahrnut]

fo hundy smiff smigma fawty

 

[Hayata]

16 bucks for a loaded en bloc?

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Criminimals cain't buy new, don't you know nuthin?

But they can buy BNIB.
Plus, you only need one mag to hold up a Dollar General.