The Official dumb things you've seen in listings thread

[Kahrnut]

"Merry Christmas" in a current ad (although it could've been originally listed a few years ago ).

 

[aFarewellToKings]

I'm sure this one's been covered before, but...

"Cash in hand" ???

As opposed to what? Your d!€k?

You often keep your cash in your d!€k?

 

[Kahrnut]

"Factory sealed" pistol box...how do you know it has a gun in it?

 

[lostchild]

You often keep your cash in your d!€k?

I do keep my gun money wrapped around it with a rubber band. That way I don't have to worry about my wife finding my cash.

 

[jaf1]

$100 offer on $215 listing.

 

[Kahrnut]

dolla jacuzzi

 

[Kahrnut]

Tree fiddy for a toreass G2

 

[czub]

Over $xxx invested.

Investing means deferring one's consumption to generate future wealth or value. What you did to your $500 gun but throwing $800 at it is the opposite of investing.

 

[Kahrnut]

Over $xxx invested.

Investing means deferring one's consumption to generate future wealth or value. What you did to your $500 gun but throwing $800 at it is the opposite of investing.

eye nose whut eyes gots inn it!

 

[Kahrnut]

"never dropped"