The only good varmint poontang

[fattboyzz]

Chase em out with bug bombs .

Hang onion bags of mothballs from the rafters .

Fill in the holes they get in through .

Done :0)





O yeah...








If you nail peanut buttered rat traps to your house to get rid of squirrels , you might be a redneck

 

[Nonliberal]

Sometimes I have flying squirrels get in my attic, they come down from the tree tops, hard to stop.

I Jihadded on flying squirrels a few years ago too. These critters are bigger. I snuffed the flying squirrels with rat shot in the attic but I have blown in like two feet of insulation since then. Really don't want to have to go in there after them

 

[Nonliberal]

If you nail peanut buttered rat traps to your house to get rid of squirrels , you might be a redneck

Is that the first thing to give it away?

I mean, come on....

 

[Redneck1919]

Hell Yeah! Seals would be jealous.

 

[Hayata]

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Bwahahahahaaaaa!

Haha, nope, better. I'll introduce her to the world tomorrow. I did some test firing today

This wouldn't have anything to do with 10 gauge SCIENCE would it?

'cause, ya know, in for SCIENCE and ****...

 

[Usmc6174]

Is that the first thing to give it away?

I mean, come on....

Life goals. So much win in this photo.

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[mfoster]

Pretty sure it taste like chicken

 

[JkEnder]

For a minute there I thought you had beavers in the attic.

He's definitely got "beavers" in the attic, unfortunately, they're all of the Southeast Asian, Pre-Op, variety. And, they're bulk-packed in foot lockers with a generous amount of lime to cover the smell. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[JkEnder]

What's the Over-Under on how many of his own family members Nonliberal accidentally tags with the silenced .22 while trying to nail squirrels that don't fall for his, incredibly clever, rat-trap peanut butter plot? I'm going with 2. @Nonliberalswife Are you really going to allow this? Pool doughnut and all?! I look forward to meeting you, sir. You have, officially, won the internet.

 

[Poppa Mike]

Is that the first thing to give it away?

I mean, come on....

I like it! A gunboat for squirrels!!