The only good varmint poontang

[Bypass]

Is it still too early to eat random varmints?

Yeah bro. Got to wait til after the first frost to kill the wolves/bot fly larvae.

 

[Bypass]

Is that the first thing to give it away?

I mean, come on....

LOL So much win brother. So much win.....

 

[Nonliberal]

What's the Over-Under on how many of his own family members Nonliberal accidentally tags with the silenced .22 while trying to nail squirrels that don't fall for his, incredibly clever, rat-trap peanut butter plot? I'm going with 2. @Nonliberalswife Are you really going to allow this? Pool doughnut and all?! I look forward to meeting you, sir. You have, officially, won the internet.

My wife not only approves, she thoroughly endorses such shenanigans. Y'all just met the public lady, in reality she's a redneck too. We're both like half a generation from straight up white trash. We've actually had this conversation before. Like "Our parents are half white trash on both sides, which makes us both half white trash. In turn, our children are half white trash. Dammit."

 

[Nonliberal]

Whelp, nothing this AM. I haven't gotten out of bed yet to check for sure but I didn't hear any loud snaps or struggles. I heard some squirrel activity about 5 this morning but thats all. I'm going to leave them up for a few days and see what happens.

 

[hikingthehills]

I bet my name was already on Hillary's server

Hopefully it was accidentally deleted in haste!

 

[DinkyDau]

When I saw Poontang I was not thinking of Squirrels, more like Beavers.

 

[timbgtm]

alleycat had a great idea on another thread for a different scenario on destructive device, he suggested a paintball claymore with hardened objects glued on for better effect, seems worth trying, but not responsible for damages incurred!

 

[Nonliberal]

When I saw Poontang I was not thinking of Squirrels, more like Beavers.

It is a quote from caddyshack
I tried to find the clip for those of you who lack culture but I couldn't.

alleycat had a great idea on another thread for a different scenario on destructive device, he suggested a paintball claymore with hardened objects glued on for better effect, seems worth trying, but not responsible for damages incurred!

Yeah, the rigged shotgun and booby traps are illegal as hell, even for me. I'm not a DD manufacturer, different license.

 

[hikingthehills]

Is that the first thing to give it away?

I mean, come on....

 

[hikingthehills]

Resilient creatures. Then there's this.

and this.