The Pickle Slicer.......

[SAR 6114]

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!

 

[gh1950]

Dingo

You may not know it but North Carolina has a big pickle industry. The temperate climate lets them grow lots of cucumbers, and there are several pickling companies there.

One of them is the Mt. Olive Pickle Co. in Mt. Olive, N.C.

One day one of the women workers wasn't paying attention when the pickle slicer was turned on. She backed right into it.

Disaster.

 

[Dingo]

Dingo

You may not know it but North Carolina has a big pickle industry. The temperate climate lets them grow lots of cucumbers, and there are several pickling companies there.

One of them is the Mt. Olive Pickle Co. in Mt. Olive, N.C.

One day one of the women workers wasn't paying attention when the pickle slicer was turned on. She backed right into it.

Disaster.

Ooooooooowwww!!! Sounds painful!

 

[jeffdt]

 

[MuleShoe]

You got me on that one! Lol

 

[BNB]

Goodun

 

[fastfish66]

Fred comes home after a hard day's work at the pickle factory and announces to his wife that he's developed a terrible sexual compulsion; he wants to stick his d*ck in the pickle slicer.

His wife suggests he see a sex therapist, but he says he's too embarrassed. He promises to sort his problem out himself ...

A few weeks later, Fred comes home ashen-faced.

His wife can see he's seriously upset.

'What's wrong?' asks the wife.

'Well ... you know that urge I had to stick my d*ck in the pickle slicer...'

'Oh, My God!' says his wife, 'What happened?!'

'I got fired' says Fred.

His wife quickly unzips him and, to her surprise, finds his d*ck still intact. Astonished, she asks 'What happened with the pickle slicer?'

'Oh,' says Fred, 'She got fired too’.

THAT'S FUNNY AS HELL

 

[MacTavish]

Good laborers are hard to find.