things your wife does

[Labowski]

So...gay?

Your wife is a he? I'm confused... or is it that you are confused and I just don't understand...?

I'm a chick. Lmao

 

[Labowski]

Well, in that case... Labowski how you doin?
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Mixing it all up
Dude's are bitchy babies too. Who's makin yo sammich? Hmmmm??

 

[Labowski]

You should not have told anyone. Now the sausage party will start . .. . . .



My wife won't change the toilet paper roll either... . . .
always wanting vacations and pictures
I wouldn't trade her for two Kate Uptons though

I like to sir the pot.

I also enjoy putting the toilet paper roll on backwards to **** with him. Bawhawaa!!!

 

[Northgagunman]

I like to sir the pot.

I also enjoy putting the toilet paper roll on backwards to **** with him. Bawhawaa!!!

That **** drives me nuts!!

 

[Bushwhacker]

....or build some ****ed up art thingy they found on Pintrest

Dude, if I have to build one more thing my wife finds on Pintrest, I swear... I'm not going to do anything. I'm going to build it. Then I'm going to slip off to ODT and buy another gun I don't need. She doesn't say a thing about my addiction, so I'll keep building her little craft projects for her.

I'm probably the exeception to the rule but my MIL moved into my basement (it's fully finished with full kitchen and all that jazz so it's a little different) almost 2 years ago and it's been great! Doesn't get my business, keeps her space. SOOO much help with the kids, plus she pays rent. It's like a live in nanny that pays. She says she is going to move to the beach and I won't let her... HA.

 

[fast306stang]

You guys have seen this, haven't you? It's hilarious!

http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/

Sonofabitch! I read that for 20 minutes and the scrolling dot on the right side of the page barely moved!!!

 

[mfoster]

My wife *****ed all Saturday of the holes that those Wood Bees have around my house. I have 8 of those Bee Traps that are sold on ODT, all working great but last years eggs are hatching now, I had this problem last week on My back porch, I sprayed The área at sundown, and filled in holes with a new spray that turns into a hard foam in 20min , well, Im up EARLY this Sunday and her ass is in bed. When she wakes up Im not doing anything around the house but play with my dogs.

Go in there and slap her on the ass,and tell her to get up and check on the bees,that should get the day off to a good start.

 

[Deleted member 39693]

My wife doesn't sleep naked unless I make him

Myn sleeps in his boxers

One day I would love to have a wife.

 

[Deleted member 39693]

Once they reach a certain age...the A/C is ALWAYS on

Yes. I have hot flashes. My ac is set at 68 anyone that touches it will die

 

[Labowski]

Myn sleeps in his boxers

One day I would love to have a wife.

Lmao!!! I rip them off when he falls asleep. Must sleep naked always!!!