THIS IS HOW BAD IT IS OUT THERE...

[BIKER13]

Oh I so want that to happen to me in wally Mart

 

[rugerguy]

Oh I so want that to happen to me in wally Mart

me too and I don't wear a mask!!!

 

[Glorfindel]

The sun will stop fusing hydrogen into helium before the cure for stupid is found

 

[Allsmiles]

I buy can cat food (for 1 cat) by the open box. When they ask me how many, I always just say 12/layer and watch the fun with 4 layers.

 

[Crochet556]

Went up to Walmart the other day to get a new battery for a bike... after 10 minutes of waiting for the XL lady in front of me to check out, I get up to the register and can tell cashier is already grumpy. I had the new motorcycle battery in box, with the old one on top. She looks down and then goes “Whet is dis?” I explain to her that you bring in the old battery for the core charge... she says she “don’t” know how to do this, and walks away for a few minutes. Comes back and mumbles something and I ask her to repeat herself because I wasn’t able to understand... she tells me I “got to go over to the customer service desk and checkout there, cuz she ain’t know how to do it.” All of that with an attitude. I look at her funny and begin to pick up my stuff and walk off, and respond with “Ooooooook, but I thought this was the register.” That didn’t sit well with her, and started yelling “SIR BLABLAHBLABBLAH.”

LOL

Morons.

 

[rbstern]

The "wasted" plastic bags brings to mind one of the best TV commercials of all time:

 

[Justin87]

I wish I could have been one of the other customers who had the privilege of watching that.

 

[rtaylor112]

Went up to Walmart the other day to get a new battery for a bike... after 10 minutes of waiting for the XL lady in front of me to check out, I get up to the register and can tell cashier is already grumpy. I had the new motorcycle battery in box, with the old one on top. She looks down and then goes “Whet is dis?” I explain to her that you bring in the old battery for the core charge... she says she “don’t” know how to do this, and walks away for a few minutes. Comes back and mumbles something and I ask her to repeat herself because I wasn’t able to understand... she tells me I “got to go over to the customer service desk and checkout there, cuz she ain’t know how to do it.” All of that with an attitude. I look at her funny and begin to pick up my stuff and walk off, and respond with “Ooooooook, but I thought this was the register.” That didn’t sit well with her, and started yelling “SIR BLABLAHBLABBLAH.”

LOL

Morons.

This happened to me a home depot once for a lawnmower battery had the core with me but cashier said they had to charge the core charge then you take the receipt and old one to the service desk for the return. I left it at the register and went to the parts store.

 

[GeauxLSU]

So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened.
Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me - excuse me?
Her - you are wasting our bags!
Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her - that's not my job!
Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.
Her - why are you using two bags?!
Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.
Her - exactly.
Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don't get it.
And with that she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills.

I wish this was even slightly hard to believe.

 

[ARCman47]

Should have asked her to take a double bag to the chin