THIS IS HOW BAD IT IS OUT THERE...

[Blue bio balls]

Better than paper.

fake news..

 

[Just1more]

Better than paper.

Try taking groceries to the car in the rain with paper bags then see how friendly they are.

 

[fattboyzz]

Should have asked her to take a double bag to the chin

Lipton or tetley ?

 

[emptyMAGS]

Better than paper.

Is this "the hill youre gonna die on?"

 

[greg vess]

Pretty much happened to me when I was high school working the meat dept. at the local IGA. A lady took a family pack of chicken legs and told me to bust open the package and put them into two packages. I ask why was the reason. She said we get more chicken. Two packages of chicken vs. 1 package. It's simple. The whole time I am just standing there smiling like a great white shark enjoying the reasoning. I told her it more expensive that way because the bulk packages are cheaper than the smaller packages. She said I know that but I get more chicken. So I broke it down into two packages marked it up to regular price and gave the. To her. Then she said, good now we have enough chicken. There is no shortage of dumb ass in this world. I learned early. You can not argue with a dumb ass.

 

[Blue bio balls]

Pretty much happened to me when I was high school working the meat dept. at the local IGA. A lady took a family pack of chicken legs and told me to bust open the package and put them into two packages. I ask why was the reason. She said we get more chicken. Two packages of chicken vs. 1 package. It's simple. The whole time I am just standing there smiling like a great white shark enjoying the reasoning. I told her it more expensive that way because the bulk packages are cheaper than the smaller packages. She said I know that but I get more chicken. So I broke it down into two packages marked it up to regular price and gave the. To her. Then she said, good now we have enough chicken. There is no shortage of dumb ass in this world. I learned early. You can not argue with a dumb ass.

You don't get it…that's more chicken

 

[stihl73]

The only things that are worse than an interaction with these types of people, is when they decide to let you hear their phone conversations concerning matters most of us would consider very private. Me and the ol' lady got pulled into a doozy the other day. It was absolutely, bitterly disgusting. You would think a woman would look around before discussing her sickly lady parts. Attention shoppers!

 

[Navy/ArmyVet]

These stories remind me of a joke.
In a local pizza shop, a man ordered a pizza pie and the waitress asked him if he wanted it cut in six or eight pieces and after thinking the question over for a few seconds, replied—“you better cut it into six pieces for I don’t think I could eat eight!”

 

[Ironman]

This is too funny!

 

[Realtor]

So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened.
Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me - excuse me?
Her - you are wasting our bags!
Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her - that's not my job!
Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.
Her - why are you using two bags?!
Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.
Her - exactly.
Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don't get it.
And with that she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills.

Rofl