I'm not even convinced they can read.Do you have any of these stickers on your car?
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I saw one of them walking up the driveway with a large jar of pickles in one hand and a machete in the other.
One of the other guys truck broke down in the middle of the road- he ran out of gas and had a flat tire simultaneously. Was he driving on a flat and ran out of gas or was he running on empty and had a flat?
Bad luck either way.