This Joke is too Close to Home huh?

[Beulah Land]

I was in McDonalds eating the other day when a child about 4yo came up to me and asked where poo came from. I looked around and saw a lady smile at me and nodded. So I told this child in detail the process of how poo is made. With his eyes wide open after I finished explaining where poo comes from, the little boy stood there and finally said and what about Tigger? I got up and left quickly after that.

 

[Just1more]

O naw you dint

 

[Beulah Land]

What country uses electric vehicles only?

Madatgascar

 

[jmartinroe]

A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool.

In front of him, he sees a big jar full of change and a little card that reads:

"Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have to make the horse at the end of the bar laugh.
COST $5"

So, he puts in five dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom.

Two minutes later they come out and the horse is laughing so hard that he pissed on the floor.

So the guy takes the money and leaves.

The next day the same guy walks into the bar again and sees the horse and the jar, this time it says:

"You can win all of this if you make the horse cry.
COST $10"

So he puts in 10 dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom.

Four minutes later they come out and the horse is crying like nobody ever had.

So the guy takes the jar but before he can leave the bartender asks:

"How did you do that?!"

The guy says:

"The first time, I told him my d*ck was bigger than his, and the second time I showed him!"

 

[Beulah Land]

A teenage boy had just passed his drivers test and received his license. When he got home he asked his dad if he could start using the family car to drive to his friends house. The said, I have noticed that your grades have fallen, you don't study the bible anymore, and you have let your hair grow. So I will make this deal with you. Bring your average grades up from a "C" to a "B", start reading your Bible at night, and cut your hair. Then we will discuss the use of the family car. A month later the the day was feel proud of his son. His grades were averaging a "B" in all classes and he had been studying the Bible each night. But the son had not cut his hair yet. When the dad inquired about his hair, the boy replied, Well dad, in the bible, Sampson, Moses, John the Baptist, and even Jesus all had long hair. The dad shook his head and agreed that they all did. But son, she said, did you also notice that they walked everywhere they went?