What do you call a blonde woman who lost 95% of her intelligence? A widow.
A man came to my house and asked for a donation for a local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
I asked my date to go to the gym with me but she never showed up. That's how I knew we would never work out.
My wife asked me if I seen the dog bowl, I said I never knew he did.
A man came to my house and asked for a donation for a local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
I asked my date to go to the gym with me but she never showed up. That's how I knew we would never work out.
My wife asked me if I seen the dog bowl, I said I never knew he did.