Four old timers were shooting their weekly range wars, one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the gun range, meet his buddies and shoot a few rounds.
His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority;figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the gun range.
The first guy says, "Boy this range cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."
The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.
"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this range war. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a
great morning -- intercourse or range time? -'****
**** She said, "Don't forget your speedloader."****
His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority;figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the gun range.
The first guy says, "Boy this range cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."
The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.
"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this range war. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a
great morning -- intercourse or range time? -'****
**** She said, "Don't forget your speedloader."****