One liners did you say?
I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but then I turned myself around.
The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.
I child proofed our house... but the kids still get in.
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
The past, present and future walk into a bar... it was tense.
Ants are healthy because they have antibodies.
Some thoughts from my curing buddies....
I got swine flu, so went to the hospital. I came out with bacon flu, they cured me!
Whats the difference between swine flu and bird flu? One requires tweetment.... The other oinkment.
What is the difference between stabbing a man and killing a hog? One is assaulting with intent to kill, the other is killing with intent to salt.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but then I turned myself around.
The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.
I child proofed our house... but the kids still get in.
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
The past, present and future walk into a bar... it was tense.
Ants are healthy because they have antibodies.
Some thoughts from my curing buddies....
I got swine flu, so went to the hospital. I came out with bacon flu, they cured me!
Whats the difference between swine flu and bird flu? One requires tweetment.... The other oinkment.
What is the difference between stabbing a man and killing a hog? One is assaulting with intent to kill, the other is killing with intent to salt.