Just got stopped by the police... Im now riding legal so I aint trippn however, I wanted to see something! Yeah... I already knew why he got me (i was speeding) but of course, I was gonna ask him why he stopped me. I dont have any extra money to give this parish so I decided to test my luck and humor. About a week ago, I purchased some fart spray and tried it on my kids but wanted to see just how far I could push it. The bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays... well as the policeman walks toward my vehicle, i spray about 5-7 squirts. he asks me to get out. I yell, I cant. He immediately stops in his tracks and says well why not... and Lawd.. Whats that?? I say.. Ive had a bowel movement on myself.. (the look on his face was one that says... Youve got to be ****tn me) anyways.. I say sir, My stomach hurts.. My boss sent me home bcuz I.... (he is at my window and I didnt even finish my sentence) He grabs his face, backs up and says... Omg.. u think u need an ambulance. I said no (tryn not to laugh.. he looked worried and sick) Im On my way home, I live right around the corner.
Policeman: YES MAAM, BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUT I UNDERSTAND ITS AWFUL. HOLD ON.. ILL ESCORT U!!!
Yall, I didnt expect it to go this way but the police waited til I got out the car (he stayed in his) so I had to walk all the way to my door with my ass cheeks clinched and limpn like I was hurtn
Moral of the story: DONT HAVE 1.. but Im going buy a case of that fart spray. No ticket written
Policeman: YES MAAM, BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUT I UNDERSTAND ITS AWFUL. HOLD ON.. ILL ESCORT U!!!
Yall, I didnt expect it to go this way but the police waited til I got out the car (he stayed in his) so I had to walk all the way to my door with my ass cheeks clinched and limpn like I was hurtn
Moral of the story: DONT HAVE 1.. but Im going buy a case of that fart spray. No ticket written