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Thoughts on becoming and old man. To those of you who call us Fudds.

I’m 71 and have some issues but I still think that I can whip my kids asses. Not because I can but they would let me out of respect!
I think I could have whipped my dad when I was 14. I was bigger and better than him then (In my head anyway). I never tried to though. Even when we did the circles with switches dance the last time. I was 15 and got arrested laying out of school smoking dope with my friends. Daddy beat my ass for the most finest of ass whooping finales ever, but I still didn't fight back.
 
And to think I thought this was just going to be an ordinary Wednesday night on ODT...
Usually happens to me on a Wednesday. You are only blessed with my presence so long though. I have to wash mein bootyhole and watch "Barry" with the woman. If I'm lucky, she'll touch my pecker
 
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