To Those That Do This

[alexs2006]

Yea, they speed up as you're passing them

I immediately speed faster than them get in their lane and brake check them HARD and take off once I see their nose dive down from hard braking...

Yeah, I'm an asshole, but I like to teach lessons......

 

[H2O MAN]

To the ones that drive as far up into the closing lane as possible so that you can cut off those that have heeded the warning and already merged over…

Drivers are supposed to fill both lanes and then use the zipper technique to merge by alternating who goes next.

 

[basstracker89]

I hate wasting my time in traffic. My last tour, I'd get up at 0400. Get to work by 0600 and work till at least 1900 or later just to avoid traffic. Made real good money too. But at lot of nights were as late as 2300. Gets old getting 4-5hrs of sleep at night. Did that for @ 8yrs

 

[basstracker89]

I immediately speed faster than them get in their lane and brake check them HARD and take off once I see their nose dive down from hard braking...

Yeah, I'm an asshole, but I like to teach lessons......

Road rage is real......I've seen people get themselves in a pickle too. Just sayin

 

[palmettomoon]

Drivers are supposed to fill both lanes and then use the zipper technique to merge by alternating who goes next.

Never works though as the left lane traffic MUST stop to allow the zipper head to "merge" left from right since they used the right lane to pass 284 cars and 26 tractor trailer trucks that had ALREADY merged into a single lane.

This creates the "inch worm" effect as proven by an M.I.T. study years ago.

 

[elfiii]

Please add the numnuts in the far left lane that decides they need to turn right and either stops in the hammer lane or just turns right in front of you at the last minute, they deserve a double dose of fleas with a added swarm of hungry Swamp Mosquitoes.

If I were God I'd invent a Deus ex Machina device that would just pick their car up off the road and hold it suspended in midair about 100 feet off the ground for 24 hours.

 

[basstracker89]

Never works though as the left lane traffic MUST stop to allow the zipper head to "merge" left from right since they used the right lane to pass 284 cars and 26 tractor trailer trucks that had ALREADY merged into a single lane.

This creates the "inch worm" effect as proven by an M.I.T. study years ago.

Why we have the drive around now......

 

[aFarewellToKings]

I immediately speed faster than them get in their lane and brake check them HARD and take off once I see their nose dive down from hard braking...

Yeah, I'm an asshole, but I like to teach lessons......

As if that "lesson" if ever learned by the idiots.
I have almost given up teaching such lessons. Almost.

 

[H2O MAN]

Never works though as the left lane traffic MUST stop to allow the zipper head to "merge" left from right since they used the right lane to pass 284 cars and 26 tractor trailer trucks that had ALREADY merged into a single lane.

This creates the "inch worm" effect as proven by an M.I.T. study years ago.

The inch worm effect is the desired result of the zipper style merge, and you aren't passing anyone if you are continuously filling both lanes. M.I.T. be damned.

 

[boomer]

To the ones that drive as far up into the closing lane as possible so that you can cut off those that have heeded the warning and already merged over…may you be stuck in gridlocked traffic…with explosive diarrhea…and a sneezing fit. May the flees of a thousand feral dogs infest your crotch daily.


That is all.

"Lane Jumpers" They think their chyt don't stink!