to whomever is considering a vasectomy....

[3clicks_Off]

Frozen peas work best, they kind of cup the twins!!!

And Ingles brand are buy one, get one free this week.
You need two so when one looses its cool, swap em out and put the warm one back in the freezer

 

[payneed]

I just dont get on much after my recent "vacation"..

You just keeping up that "black sheep" (non racial farm animal reference Mods) reputation for the Payne's in Douglasville, huh?
I missed you... were you gone?

 

[MSAA Personal]

Frozen peas work best, they kind of cup the twins!!!

Dito on the Peas!

 

[palmettomoon]

Don’t fly, I had mine done and the doc said if I feel good go to work, went on a mission and my sack pressurized, looked like cantaloupes

Whoa....you mean they aren't supposed to be that size?

 

[payneed]

Whoa....you mean they aren't supposed to be that size?

Yours are... humble man.

 

[Bellman2]

You will feel fine tomorrow. I thought I did. I went to the mall and walked around with the wife. The next day was an eye opener.
They swelled up to baseball/softball size. Do like they say and take it easy.

Me too, went to work, got a terrific headache. Jock strap cured that, next day swelling and black from bruising. Do what doc says!!!

 

[The Old Jaybird]

Son had hernia surgery about 4 years ago, I told him about the frozen peas, he thought I was kidding, but tried them....many thanks later.

 

[MacTavish]

Here's my idiot question...how do they do it with no scalpel?

You get to take this tool home as a souvenir.

 

[albatros43]

Not to be a downer, but your pain meds haven't even worn off. Hopefully it continues to go well!

 

[mfoster]

Should have wore a suit to the procedure therefore you would have looked impotent.