Turning 50 this week

[C.J. LaFrance]

Happy birthday.

 

[GodBlessTheUSA]

Get yourself a colonoscopy. Happy birthday

 

[78Bronco]

Happy Birthday! Maybe you should get yourself you own present for the big occasion...

 

[Stampede]

Happy birthday,

Get ready for the AARP to start sending you their invitations. They are very persistent.....

 

[Gimmeguns]

 

[Gimmeguns]

Done...

 

[bobdavisga]

I just wish I wish 50 again and had a hard pecker. Better use it up!

 

[Due51]

Congratulations and welcome to the club.

My wife sucks at gift giving too, so for our 30th anniversary, I gifted myself a RIA 1911 in 10mm.

 

[Gimmeguns]

Just need a place to park it

I just wish I wish 50 again and had a hard pecker. Better use it up!

 

[Stampede]

....and had a hard pecker. Better use it up!

Aren't there pills that will fix that?