Awww . . . you care so much. I know, we should send them an invitation to a Christmas party and after its over invite them to jail to turn themselves in.
You would rather they attempt a traffic stop and be involved in a high speed pursuit at 5 pm? Oooooorrrr? Hmmmm, maybe we can just give you names and numbers of the wanted felons, you can have them over for lunch and when you're done give us a call to come arrest them. That way they won't have their sleep disturbed and they'll be full. Whatcha think?
