Unoffical "Florida Man" thread

[MRH]

Florida man dies after winning cockroach eating contest.
https://usnews.newsvine.com/_news/2...s-after-winning-cockroach-eating-contest?lite

 

[chaostat]

JFC- I am from Florida and i am ballsy, but good Lord man- WTF is wrong with people.

 

[TresMonos]

 

[Gunanddoglover]

WTF is in Florida that makes people so stupid? Are their brains baked from the heat?

 

[RdKill]

I used to have a sponge bob bathing suit. Every time I got out of the pool, people had to wait until I came back with the water.

 

[lmitch]

Barnett allegedly built 10 explosive devices and disguised them as food-item boxes, and he delivered those boxes to an unnamed person to place them in Target stores along the East Coast, according to a federal criminal complaint.

The plan, Barnett told that person, was to set off the bombs in Target stores in Florida, Virginia, and New York, sending the company’s stock value down. Barnett would then buy Target stock cheaply, and sit and wait as the stock rebounded, which he referred to as “easy money,” according to the criminal complaint.

http://fox2now.com/2017/02/17/florida-man-arrested-in-plot-to-get-rich-by-bombing-target-stores/

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Apparently, Barnett never heard of "selling short".

 

[HERMET]

 

[BNB]

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Loss for wordz.....

 

[Tactical Chili]

Loss for wordz.....

Yeah. The Florida Man is a weird guy.