Valentine's Day Poetry

[imawoodsman]

Roses are RED
Violets are BLUE
I want a GLOCK 40
SO F--- YOU!!


Is that better for the ODT crowd!! LOL

 

[Scots Irishm'n]

There was a hermit trader named Dave,
who kept a Highpoint in his cave.
It was in .40 (not 9) and the sights weren't aligned,
but think of the money he saved...............

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

Well I've heard those city singers
singin' about how they can love.

Deeper than the ocean; higher than the jets above.

Well I come from the country,

but I ain’t talking out my ass,
Those ocean sharks will eat ya,

and those planes will sometimes crash.

And that would not do justice to the way I feel for you

So I have to sing this song about all the things I knew!

My love is deeper than the bluing-- on a sixties Python.

Stronger than the action-- of a Ruger Number 1.

My love is purer than the copper

in a Barnes-X bullet.

And higher than the round count on a rental ma-chine-gun.

And longer than the wait --‘til the gunsmith’s done!

 

[41mag]

There was a man from Nantuckett ......

 

[BDR1]

There was a man from Nantuckett ......

he painted guns
And liked letting other men .........

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

There was a hermit trader named Dave,
who kept a Highpoint in his cave.
It was in .40 (not 9) and the sights weren't aligned,
but think of the money he saved...............

Awesome ! A limerick !
We need this, and other styles of expression, too.

How about haiku?

 

[41mag]

he painted guns
And liked letting other men .........

Is that you @FatAlbert ?? Lol

 

[High Noon]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your used guns are priced too high,
But it's no problem, cause you ain't nearby.

I'll keep tryin'..........

 

[eightnsand]

In an Irish accent......

I love your lips
And I love your eyes
But when you swivel your hips
And spread your thighs
Aye, that’s when ya give me
A boner!

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

Seecamp in her bra
Man's hand goes to second base
Cold! Steel not soft.