What every terrorists kid wants for Christmas

Dingo · Dec 9, 2015

Just be careful of the detonation switch:

(Via Jill and the IDF.)

MRM · Dec 9, 2015

Do they say "aloha snackbar" when you squeeze their tummy?

user 71 · Dec 9, 2015

funny how the doll kind of resembles a bottle of PBR

bulletpaluza · Dec 9, 2015

Do you they come with a pet wife goat?

user 71 · Dec 9, 2015

bulletpaluza said:
Do you they come with a pet wife goat?

I think goat sex accessories are assumed

MacTavish · Dec 9, 2015

As one jihad Mother said to another, "Our children blow up so fast".

linebacker · Dec 9, 2015

MRM · Dec 9, 2015

Gotta get the accessory pack with the dull knife and prayer rug.

7pt62THOR · Dec 9, 2015

Silly me, I thought they all wanted BACON for Christmas!

MRM · Dec 9, 2015

7pt62THOR said:
Silly me, I thought they all wanted BACON for Christmas!

My daughter didn't ask Santa for one of these for Christmas, but she did rub some bacon on her boo boo yesterday. Proud Papa.