Reminds me of the time I went to a big party at my buddy's house with a bunch of people.
He raises pigs for meat and he had a big hog in the pen that had a massive set hung on him.
I was standing there drinking a beer and looking at all his pigs when a little girl that looked about 10 years old walked up beside me and said, "Daggum! Look how big that pigs sack is!"
I told her, "I'm not sure I can legally have this conversation with you, so I'm going to walk away now"
