What happens when you try to have sex with a snowman?

[Mirvin 264]

You could definitely end up with Peyronie's disease. Like this dude's eye but in a different location.........

 

[jeep78]

I thought Snowman was dead.

 

[emptyMAGS]

I’ve never ****ed a snowman but hell I’d try it. emptyMAGS

Lol. I've stuck my dick in a lot of things. But all of them were warm though...

 

[BIKER13]

well at least no dogs were ****ed

 

[deller]

Hell, he would have been better off stopping at the funeral home for a cold one.

 

[aFarewellToKings]

I wanna know Who built the damn snowman?

Are you assuming its gender?!!??

 

[Pro Carry 2]

Whole new meaning to “blue balls”

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

I get the feeling this is fake news.
Clickbait.
Now we're all on a "stupid suckers" list for future marketing.

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

Are you assuming its gender?!!??

Unless the humper gave the snow-form a "reacharound" we can't know its sex.

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Unless the humper gave the snow-form a "reacharound" we can't know its sex.

Are you implying gender is somehow related to equipment? How 20th century of you.