What if Starlink is actually a weapons system?

[emptyMAGS]

 

[JDUB]

What if, since Elon IS from another planet and time, all the Starlink sats are actually a linked blanket force field for what he knows is coming.

 

[thevalueman]

What if, since Elon IS from another planet and time, all the Starlink sats are actually a linked blanket force field from what he knows is coming.

he just may know the Coneheads are coming.....

 

[aFarewellToKings]

What if, since Elon IS from another planet and time, all the Starlink sats are actually a linked blanket force field for what he knows is coming.

Or to keep us from escaping.
Which would also explain his trying to control the space launch bidness.