Four men broke into my house at 2 am this morning “what the H3@%!!! as i grabbed my powdered wig & a Kentucky rifle i blew a golfball sized hole in the first man, Then I Drew my flint lock pistol on the 2nd man & missed him completely because it s smoothbore i ended up nailing the neighbors dog.
so i resorted to the cannon mounted at the end on my hallway loaded with grape shot “TALLY HO LADS” the grape shot shreds 2 men in the blast, the sound & extra shock wave set’s off every car alarm in a 2 block radius. then with a fixed bayonet i charge the last perp & he bleeds out before the cops show up because triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. & now i’m the one going to jail because of California’s sound ordnance & cruelty to animals! it’s obvious they would prefer us to just die!
so i resorted to the cannon mounted at the end on my hallway loaded with grape shot “TALLY HO LADS” the grape shot shreds 2 men in the blast, the sound & extra shock wave set’s off every car alarm in a 2 block radius. then with a fixed bayonet i charge the last perp & he bleeds out before the cops show up because triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. & now i’m the one going to jail because of California’s sound ordnance & cruelty to animals! it’s obvious they would prefer us to just die!
