Oh she took the leg off before we got down to bidness. She was real nice and let helped a Cracker out on our first and only date. We got back from Applebee's on Riverside Drive and I was about to fall asleep on her couch. So I looked at her and said " Hey let me show you my trick." And she asked " What trick?" And I scooted up on her and said " Well I can show you better than I can tell you." The rest of the story can only be told in Penthouse or on Cinemax late at night.I don't wanna know where she put that peg leg!!!
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