What's the one thing that became more clear the older you got?

[SamSamson]

If it werent for flashbacks Id have no source of memory at all.

 

[JBWJr]

Happiness, is a dry fart.

 

[Granite3]

How little I know....

 

[41mag]

Never pass up a chance to pee. Never trust a fart.

And never waste an erection

 

[Just1more]

Drum brakes don’t work over 90 mph

 

[GeauxLSU]

Why the Grinch lived alone in a cave with his dog far from society.

Yep, people suck. And the ones that don't are crazy.

 

[Going Postal]

. . . I ain't never going to get out of this world alive!

 

[Big Belly J]

I should have married my second wife first.

Me too

 

[Triptones]

My balls got bigger and hanging lower!!

 

[mcdougmd]

Social security is not secure.