What's the story behind your screen name?

[BattleSausage]

We had a wild college party many moons ago and a group of several girls who had come together were still passed out throughout my house. They were sleeping soundly, so as gesture of courtesy and to politely tell them it was time to leave, I used the meat hammer on the forehead trick to wake them up. From hence forth my buddies dubbed the "BattleSausage". Occasionally, I have had old girlfriends call me that...it's one of the reasons my wife is very happy I don't have a use for Facebook.

 

[Radar363]

We had a wild college party many moons ago and a group of several girls who had come together were still passed out throughout my house. They were sleeping soundly, so as gesture of courtesy and to politely tell them it was time to leave, I used the meat hammer on the forehead trick to wake them up. From hence forth my buddies dubbed the "BattleSausage". Occasionally, I have had old girlfriends call me that...it's one of the reasons my wife is very happy I don't have a use for Facebook.

I'm surprised your screen name isn't 'sexual assault'....

 

[3clicks_Off]

If you had ever met me you would know the story behind my screen name. I'm 3clicks_Off

 

[BattleSausage]

I'm surprised your screen name isn't 'sexual assault'....

If it weren't for things they had done just hours earlier and having known them for a while, I probably would have held off. Then again, when this happened the PC police didn't exist and the rest of America hadn't gone to **** so yeah, it's been awhile. Not my finest moment, but the OP asked so there it is.

 

[BattleSausage]

If you had ever met me you would know the story behind my screen name. I'm 3clicks_Off

Big difference though if we're only talking at 50yds, now at a thou...you'd just be loco.

 

[Edog537]

I have been Edog since I got to Aircrew school in 1990. My favorite Helo was 161537. Easy for me to remember.

 

[10th Ammendment Yankee]

I am a Yankee.
I also believe in State Rights.
And I believe the right team won.

 

[Cruisers460]

On one of those nights where nothing was working I used the name on my boat and the truck engine size that couldn't pull it. Avatar is the view from my boat cabin one sunny day in the Gulf.

 

[Just1more]

I can tell you where mine DOES NOT come from...the bar in WR that's been in the news lately.

 

[lostchild]

I am a Yankee.
I also believe in State Rights.
And I believe the right team won.

So, you ain't from 'round here.
You oppose State Lefts.
Yeah! Go Dawgs!