What's the stupidist question you ever heard?

[joestef214]

"Can I ask you a question?"

 

[ARCman47]

Nope! Your big butt makes those pants look small.

true that usually follows a domestic and then...

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[fistfullaholla]

Guy sitting on a curb in cuffs looking at an ATF van says to me: "I know why ya'll are here, I know why the FBI is here, but why in hell is the PHONE company here?"

 

[Twiztid]

Baby how do you spell Mississippi? she says "The state or the river?"

 

[jwk1340]

Not a question but, my wife looked at me a while back and said "They have every kind of show on TV now, look they have a reality show for french construction workers". I looked and sure enuff there it was-----LA Hardhats.

 

[herebyproxy]

The reason I didn't call nine eleven is because I couldn't find the eleven on the phone......

 

[unclear.six]

"What day is Cinco De Mayo on?"

I had a guy call me who was reinstalling the OS on his laptop and asked me where the "any key" was.

 

[ARCman47]

Not a question but, my wife looked at me a while back and said "They have every kind of show on TV now, look they have a reality show for french construction workers". I looked and sure enuff there it was-----LA Hardhats.

 

[HERMET]

There are no stupid questions.... Only stupid people.

 

[chief401]

Had a friend call my home phone and ask me, "Hey man, where you at"?