What's the stupidist question you ever heard?

[earl]

"Did you use protection?"

Or ...

No did you ?

 

[oxbat]

Is it loaded?

 

[Jade]

I work at a pd and I needed this woman's license plate number. Well she didn't know what a license plate was so she kept asking me what it was. I tried to describe it every way possible. After about 10 minutes an officer had to go show her what a license plate was...... It's scary that people like this drive.

 

[Stuckon22]

You gonna eat those tater tots?

 

[oldmetlfan]

"What does your hat say?"

Which gets my standard response, "It doesn't say anything, it's a hat".

usually followed up by several expletives from the person.

 

[Beerman]

Is it loaded?

Damn Ox, ya beat me to it......

 

[DixieDoug]

WIFE TO HUSBAND: "Don't you think you have enough guns?

 

[lcfd91]

Back during the winter my wife can in and said my heat in the car don't work and I fix it. I went out and looked. She just had started it and the motor has not warmed up. To make along story short she thought the heat came from a little heater like you plug into a wall.

 

[Uncle Si]

My son was about 12 and we had parked in front of UGA's Small Animal Hospital for a Georgia game. As we were getting out my son looks and says "small animal hospital? That place is huge!"

 

[loadnplenty]

Clocked a guy speeding 100MPH in a 50MPH zone and asked if I was really gonna charge him