When you're at the funeral

[Hotdiggitydog]

of you ex and they allow you to speak, your first words should not be "Ain't GOD good!"

HDD

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

I didn't attend the funeral of my ex,

but I sent a card saying I approved of it.


(J/K, and stolen from Mark Twain)

 

[41mag]

Yeah, it is generally considered bad taste to show up in a tuxedo, drinking a martini, with a hooker on your arm too (Or so ive been told).

 

[emptyMAGS]

 

[Dingo]

And it is very bad form to give the ex mother in law a lot of tongue when you kiss her goodbye.

 

[cjnowell72]

All yall are goin to hell!! Hahahaha

 

[ole ed]

All yall are goin to hell!! Hahahaha

I told a friend of mine just the other day that if I die in a hot summer month he's supposed to put me on Ice until a nice cool fall day. It's bad enough my friends will have to wear a suit but on top of that it be hot and humid I won't do that to nobody. And I want everybody in the procession to pull a boat

 

[MacTavish]

I told my wife to put ALL my scotch and Irish Whisky out and let the revelers drink to excess.
Y'all come.

 

[Torn]

 

[Fatstacks]

My first wife had a very nice set of boobs installed with her half of my hard earned retirement. If by chance she dies before me, (I’d don’t care if I’m 90) I’m going to reach into the coffin and squeeze them bad boys because it will be my last chance and I bought them.