When you're at the funeral

[Gimmeguns]

buy your own

 

[gh1950]

And it is very bad form to give the ex mother in law a lot of tongue when you kiss her goodbye.

Maybe in Australia.

 

[Macvan]

White beans 4 beers 2 artichokes and 6 pieces of white bread.....what may you ask is this recipe for ....the worst fart storm in history....stand near the coffin and let them fly Insisting it's the body that's starting to smell the rotten bastard

 

[deller]

I went to my former mother in laws funeral. Her daughter ask me if I brought a stake to drive thru her heart.

 

[Dingo]

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They need to test it on you just to make sure you are properly dead.

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

Every funeral starts with F.U.N.


(Notice he's wearing a black suit jacket-- for this somber and respectful gathering.)

 

[testdepth]

My first wife had a very nice set of boobs installed with her half of my hard earned retirement. If by chance she dies before me, (I’d don’t care if I’m 90) I’m going to reach into the coffin and squeeze them bad boys because it will be my last chance and I bought them.

Why not remove them and have them mounted? Now there's something for your man cave!

 

[testdepth]

I think a big steamy pile would be called for at my ex-wife's grave. That and bury her headstone.

 

[richs]

Have them plant your ex upside-down, to give them a head start on their way.

 

[Zen_Life]