Why Were You Fired from a Job

[Wolf six]

i got fired because i put my fingers in the pickle slicer

she got fired a few days later though

 

[AceTracker]

I must be a real loser. I have been a my company for 20 years and have never been fired. I can provide my family with a comfortable living while my wife stays home w the kids.

I do remember a time when I was dumb and irresponsible but I thought most people outgrew that phase.

Maybe Jackass of 1 trade fits the title better??

 

[AceTracker]

I am sure OP is having a little fun. Let's stop being so dramatic.

Good Post, Thanks
Some people just don't get it!

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

Well, OP, I started working in a grocery store when I was 15 years old and have been working ever since. I have only had 3 jobs in my life, counting the grocery store job in school. Quit that one to take my second job. Quit the second job 15 years later to accept the job I have now. Never been fired and never drawn an unemployment check. I am 58 years old now. I always thought that was something to be proud of.

Damn! I've had almost as many jobs as I have cars.And I've had a bunch of cars.

 

[Burned]

Came in late one day and the boss said I better have a good excuse so I told him I had been with his ol lady all morning. FIRED. Funny thing was it wasn't a lie and he knew it. Totally worth it

 

[AceTracker]

Okay, Are you Ready??

 

[AceTracker]

Damn! I've had almost as many jobs as I have cars.And I've had a bunch of cars.

You have to Love Diversity RIGHT?

 

[Tazz]

Got fired from my very first job in '76 cause my dickheaded foreman hated long hair and I wouldn't cut it. He made up a lie to get the supervisor to fire me on my birthday, I turned 18 the day he fired me but I was getting another job lined up already before it even happened so I wasn't too tore up about it. Did think they were kinda petty for doing on my birthday though. I fired about 21 people in a year & a half on my last job, I've never seen so many idiots that thought the world owed em' a damn living!

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

You have to Love Diversity RIGHT?

Yeah most jobs I've had at least two of the same. As in two auto parts stores, two electronic stores two discount department stores etc. Oh I worked at Phar More Drugs in the 80s and then Revco later. Oh and about 6 or 7 car lots. Glad to be done with that.

 

[Al Capone]

I worked at a Waffle House. We got robbed and I peed myself but to make up for it, I ran out to my Geo Metro and grabbed my HiPoint and blasted up in the air just so, you know, they'd know I meant business.

That happened up the road from where I live lol