WTB- F35 B stealth fighter (used)

[ADAduckhuntr]

Asking for a friend.
He's not on ODT since he lives in Eastern Europe.
He's come into a crap ton of money lately.
Don't worry, he's got some guys that work for him that are teaching him how to fly.
Serious offers only.

 

[ADAduckhuntr]

My buddy says he can handle shipping.

 

[Plinker66]

Are you okay with a little water damage?

 

[Hayata]

I mean, seriously, how do you lose one?

Haven't heard why the pilot ejected, either...

 

[voodoochild1989]

They willing to make a trip to the Carolinas?

 

[rbstern]

Begs the question: If a stealth aircraft breaks up in flight, are the pieces that much harder to find?

You know, smaller and stealthier than the whole airplane.

 

[rbstern]

Oh, and if you happen to find it first: Think of the man cave decoration possibilities...

 

[Torn]

I mean, seriously, how do you lose one?

Haven't heard why the pilot ejected, either...

It was on his bucket list.

 

[rbstern]

This is why the Air Force buys $200 screws. It only takes a single failure of a $50 screw, and you're out $100 million.

 

[Lowrecoil]

I love how they nonchalantly ask for the publics help like its a missing poodle or something.

If youre out walking today and happen to see an F35 hanging from a tree please call us at 1-800-topgunz.